Ben Donley (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} dojothemouse) wrote,@ 2009-07-05 21:09:00 |
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Someone did this to me in a dream.
- Make a fake antique bust of a creepy old man.
- Make a fake antique poster with a drawing of the same creepy old man.
- Create a moderately authoratative looking web page describing a long dead Carpathian king.
- Give it a totally unique, Carpathian sounding name.
- Put that name on your poster.
- Put that poster in your abandoned, darkened storefront.
- Put the bust behind the poster
- When you get a hit on your website referred from a search for the totally unique name,
- quickly raise the bust above the poster.
